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Tony Stark
26 March 2037 @ 11:58 am
Master of Puppets - Metallica plays where ringing should sound. A small click sounds and a soft but long-suffering and mildly annoyed British voice speaks through the receiver.

"Mr. Stark is- ... *sigh* Mr. Stark, the greatest CEO and President in the world, is unable to reach the phone at the moment. To ensure your call is returned, please leave a name, number, and a message. And if-.. *whispered "God, truly?"* If you're pleasing to the-... Sexy enough, he will "double ensure" your call is returned."

BEEP
 
 
Tony Stark
23 June 2009 @ 05:07 pm
While Tony greatly enjoyed having Rhodey as a friend, dinners with the military man were often tense, full of Rhodey trying to act like Tonys older brother, and Tony being completely flippant about it all, which would serve only to further annoy Rhodey.

Just yesterday afternoon Tony had managed to convince his beautiful personal assistant, Miss Pepper Potts, to accompany him, which he had only managed to pull off because she had scared him while he was half inside of the engine of his car. His right forearm was sporting an over 2 inch long cut and the back of his head was tender, but he was fine besides.

However, Tony being the man he is, wore a short sleeved shirt, and often touched the back of his head while he and Pepper made their way to the restaurant. Harold Hogan, a new employee of Mr. Starks who was starting to develop a bit of a crush on Pepper, informed her that Tony wasn't as bad off as he made it seem, to which Tony pretended to bump his arm and complain about it. He would milk this for all it was worth.
 
 
Tony Stark
17 May 2009 @ 04:49 pm
Spending my birthday with a nice bottle of scotch.
 
 
Tony Stark
30 March 2009 @ 09:29 pm
People, I am bored. I demand to be entertained.
 
 
Tony Stark
26 March 2009 @ 05:31 pm
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